Monday Morning...

Reading: The Time Traveler's Wife - Audrey Niffenegger

Writing: An essay for the art school I'm applying to, and this post.

Listening: Fix You-Coldplay

Eating: Steamed broccoli, carrots, sting beans, and asparagus

Enjoying: How quiet my apartment is at the moment

Watching: I LOVE this commercial

A la prochaine!

My Mini Vacation

 This is what I did last weekend. I ate, I drank, I watch movies(and season 1 of Veronica Mar) on netflix, and I neglected my studies.  I was puppy-sitting a wonderful beagle. The first night he let me have the bed all to my self, but the second night we spooned. That was the highlight of my weekend.

"Ralphie, drop it!"

This dog showed me a a couple of things about stealing food of peoples plates while there in the room. Some times while there right next to you! 1: with you eyes closed located direction of people food. 2: Open eyes while stretching and looking around to see whose watching. If your being watched stare at them until they get bored (or feel uncomfortable) and look away. 3: trying not to make much noise slide of couch and move towards table, don't rush its a dead give away! 4: rest your face on table and grab food. If you get caught don't worry the fight isn't over. Resume staring, throw in a whine, your bond to get something!

A la prochaine!

Merry Christmas!

Smoke the pole

LMFAO!! Found here.

LMAO

Im prob going to hell for this!

I do NOT understand why people do this to themselves!!

I'll admit it, I'm slow!

I got my rebate card from when I brought my Blackberry in the mail today. The first thing I did was look to see when it expired, it says "3/10" which I took for March 10th......(Which is today) I called t-mobile and as I'm explaining this I realized how DUMB I sound!! :-( she was very kind though.

I stare at my card and realize that my name is spelled wrong(I'm 100% sure!) So I have to call to get another one because my name is not Tetchen. Bitches!!!

IDK What To Say.

What a way to wake up! Here I am on a Thursday morning When Mrs. Hussy sent me a link to go watch a video. I went and was angered that she sent me some to go see and hear something this terrible! All the while this heifer is "sing" she's walking around getting ready for something...and OMG this big...you know what hops on the table....Can we have a moment of silence for that table....because it died trying to hold her up! But hell it got its revenge in the end!!!

Video found HERE!

Thought I'd share.....

Got this from Here.

Mr. Bean

Pictures From Tuesday's Trip to Jersey

My older brother =D

*my brother took the last picture

Cat In A Box

Had to buy a new fan. As soon as we took it out the box the cat jumped in and won't allow anyone to take her out!

some photography from memorial day weekend

Models: Chanel, Samantha and her godson

for more photography click here

Tee Hee

For those of you who have a Myspace page you know how they have those bulletins......well I got this from there and thought it was chuckle worthy!!!

A guy breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"if you laugh repost this.just spread the joke around.Repost as "repost if you laugh"