Sunday, November 18, 2007
Monday, November 12, 2007
A guy breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"if you laugh repost this.just spread the joke around.Repost as "repost if you laugh"
Sunday, November 4, 2007
(a shoot of the photographer and her model)
Things seem to be coming together nicely for me.......except I have to go to the dentist on Monday to get a tooth pulled.=( I HATE the dentist....well no I don't I hate those damn needles every time I see them I start to shake like a wet Yorkie!!!! Oh well It needs to be done....=(
I've been hooked on Lily Allen since I heard her song "Knock em Out" and after hearing her collaboration with Common on "Drivin Me Wild" I fell in love all over again. Been hooked on M.I.A. since I heard her song "Boyz" and have a new love for Common after hearing his song "The People" and "Black Maybe"! And he's sooo handsome!!
I'm always on the look out for new music and/or different music that your don't hear often so let me know if there's some thing you think I should listen too!!!